Thursday, July 3, 2008

At least I didn't tell you about Poo-Poo Pie

Here's a sentence you've probably never said in your life: Can I have your recipe for Vomit Dip?

And an answer you wouldn't expect either: Why, of course you can.

I know I'm risking offending the sensibilities of some readers here (who if they move along at this point will forever have that image stuck in their heads anyway, so they might as well read the rest...).

Here's the explanation: I make an awesome heated dip made of yummy cheesy salsa goodness. Everyone loves it. Except for my husband. And he named it.

And so it came to pass that Vomit Dip was known throughout the land. In mixed company (people who don't like to refer to their food and bodily functions in the same sentence), we have shortened the name to V-Dip.

Cousin Keyne put in an emergency Fourth of July email for the recipe today: "I usually go to and find just about any recipe I need - but I am pretty sure 'vomit dip' will not yield any search results ~ and frankly if it does, not sure I want to make it."

Good point. So, here it is, as a Fourth of July present to Keyne and to the rest of you:

8-ounce package of cream cheese
8-ounce container of sour cream
1 bottle of salsa (any kind, any heat, any size)
8-ounce package of shredded Monterey Jack cheese (or any Mexican blend)

  • With electric hand mixer, combine cream cheese, sour cream and salsa until (relatively) smooth. Fold in shredded cheese.

  • Bake at 350 degrees for 45 minutes or so.

  • Serve with nacho chips.

  • Stand back as crowd attacks the dip.
Suggestion: Wait until after your guests try this to tell them the name...

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Heather said...

Thank You so much for stopping by my blog!
This sounds yummy and I can not wait to try it......... even if it is called Vomit Dip. I have two kids under 4 so no bodily fluid references even phase me anymore! LOL!!!
Love the shell art in the previous post too! I am going to try and glue some on some picture frames! Thanks!!
Have a fun and safe 4th of July!!
-Heather :)

Schmutzie said...

You're being featured on Five Star Friday:

Amy said...

This dip does sound yummy! I found your blog because you were on Tip Junkie. :)

have a great week!

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